Crossunder Academy looks at you and goes, “yeah, you’re the new kid, you don’t know shit, but here, have power anyway.” You roll in thinking it’s just another school VN with some tits glued on, and then they throw you into the Student Council and suddenly you’re the class president, fake tie, fake responsibilities, and very real chances to fuck half the campus if you don’t screw it up. It starts tame, like a dating sim pretending to be serious: club budgets, school events, that kind of filler. Then you figure out every boring “proposal” conversation is basically foreplay. The shy club rep who wants more money for “equipment” leans over your desk a bit too far, blouse a little too tight, and you’ve got the classic choice pop-up: act professional, tease her, or slide right into horny territory and test how far she’s willing to go to get that funding. You know which one you click. Don’t lie.

The fun part is how it mixes the puzzle feeling with porn without turning into some clicker trash. You’re not matching gems or anything stupid like that, you’re juggling scenes. Say the wrong thing to one girl and she gets jealous when you’re alone with her teacher later, and suddenly that nice slow blowjob under the desk becomes “sorry, I can’t, people will talk.” Say the right thing and the same teacher is on her knees, glasses fogged up, working your cock like she’s grading on a curve. Some routes feel like you’re solving a horny jigsaw puzzle with horny pieces. You’re planning event schedules while secretly thinking, “ok, if Hermione-clone student nerd and that thick aunt-looking lunch lady are both there, can I push them into some exhibitionist shit?” and sometimes the game actually lets you pull it off. There are moments where the camera settles into POV and it’s just you, her big tits pressed right into the frame, your cock between them for a messy titfuck, and the sound design goes from cartoony to “oh, someone actually cared here.” Then next scene a different girl is doing this ahegao face like she’s auditioning for a meme compilation and it almost kills the mood, but you keep clicking because, well, creampie counter is not going to fill itself.

It leans hard into the fantasy faculty and campus girls archetypes. You’ve got the prim bookworm who clearly wants to be ruined in the library after hours, the fake innocent student council girl who’s absolutely into groping behind closed doors, the curvy “tradwife” type who talks about cooking and chores while riding you raw, and that one busty older woman that might as well have “MILF” written on her forehead. Half the time you’re trying to act like a respectable president in meetings, half the time you’re lining up which corridor to “inspect” so you can corner someone and see how far she’ll go if the hallway cameras are “mysteriously” off. There’s teasing everywhere, a little too much sometimes: she’s in your lap, skirt hiked up, grinding on you, moaning in your ear about how wrong it is in a school setting, and the scene still stalls until you pick the right dialog line before it lets you finally push inside. When it does click though, the game doesn’t flinch: deep throat, sloppy oral, thick ass bouncing in your lap, cum inside, cum outside, cum on her face while she’s making that stupid cross-eyed expression. It’s messy, a bit goofy, sometimes hot as hell, sometimes clunky as fuck, but it feels like an actual degenerate school fantasy where your choices matter just enough to make you paranoid you missed one more filthy route.

Izuku here is not that smiling cinnamon roll from the anime. This version of him wakes up in a twisted isekai-style remix of UA where being a “hero” is more like managing your own harem while pretending everything is still about justice. You start out weak and kind of pathetic, which is perfect, because the whole fun is slowly watching him slide from “I wanna save everyone” to “okay but I also really wanna fuck everyone.” The game throws you straight into familiar faces with very unfamiliar attitudes: Ochako flirting way too hard over something simple like training, Tsuyu letting those deadpan lines drop while her hand is doing anything but heroic stuff, Mina teasing like she got a side quest to ruin your self control. Nothing feels super polished, the dialogs sometimes jump around, but it kinda fits this messy “fanfic that got out of control” vibe. You’re just clicking through Ren’Py scenes on your phone or PC like reading horny manga, but then stuff starts animating and you’re like oh, okay, this is Serious Business now.

The routes go from soft romance to “I cannot show this screen in public” very fast. One moment you’re in a fake wholesome training mission, next moment Ochako is sitting on your lap, bouncing in low gravity, tits flying everywhere because of her quirk abuse, and the game casually lets you choose whether you want to finish between her thighs, on her tits or in her pussy. Then you got Toga, who is absolutely unhinged in the best way: knife talk, yandere eyes, then suddenly she’s on her knees, drooling on your cock while giggling about “collecting your blood” and you’re like, yes queen, that’s not how blood works but keep going. Tsuyu’s scenes lean hard into the foot stuff and her long tongue, so you end up in this awkward yet hot moment where she’s jerking you off with those slimy toes while licking your shaft like it’s some weird training drill. The Milf route sneaks up too, you think she’s just there for plot, next thing she’s pressing her huge tits against you in the kitchen, pretending it’s “comforting” you, then your hand slips under her shirt and bam, full mom titfuck with milk dripping, animated, shameless.

What caught me off guard is how the game mixes combat and lewd like it’s no big deal. You do these simple fights that feel like someone copied an RPG Maker battle into Ren’Py, press some skill buttons, win, get “hero points” and instead of a shiny sword you unlock a blowjob scene from Hagakure where you literally see everything except her, just floating cock and mouth action with sound and AI CG trying to guess where her hands are. It’s so scuffed it loops back to being hot. Same with Bakugou, by the way: dude is here, loud as ever, but the story keeps baiting you with potential weird scenes and then just… swerves away or cuts to someone else. Like, why is there a long chat about dominance and power and sweating in the gym if you’re not gonna go anywhere with it? Also the texting parts with the girls feel like horny Telegram RP, you’re spamming choices while on the toilet, trying not to laugh when Mina sends you thirsty messages that read like badly translated memes. The animation is not always smooth, faces sometimes look a bit AI-cursed, but when you’re watching Mei jerk you off with those greasy mechanic hands under the workbench, oil smeared on your shaft while she talks about “testing new devices”, your brain stops caring about inconsistency real fast. By the time you get to full-on harem scenes with multiple girls taking turns on your cock, thighs squeezing, one sitting on your face for cunnilingus while another rides you, it feels like some deranged fan’s wet dream that accidentally became a full mobile game and no one had the heart to stop it.

Imagine yourself as a guy who’s been coasting through life with one simple secret - he hasn’t left his mom’s house yet, even though he’s long past adulthood. Everything’s been calm and uncomplicated, until suddenly, a surprising opportunity lands in his lap. He gets an unusual position at a very special facility.

It’s more than just clocking in and out. Dealing with folks doesn’t just feel right, it turns out to be wildly profitable. And it’s all set in this strange, intimate environment where you’re constantly caught between choosing between seductive patients and alluring medical staff - and trust me, picking a side is no easy task.

Luckily for you - you don’t have to choose just one. The boundaries are loose, and the chemistry sizzles from every corner. You’ll dive headfirst into wild, tantalizing adventures that push your limits and awaken desires you never knew you had. Each day on the job throws fresh temptations your way.

This game isn’t about some bland storyline or predictable romance. It’s raw, it’s urgent, and it lets you immerse yourself fully in a world where your choices fuel your pleasure. Brace yourself for an intoxicating ride through lust-filled corridors. The game pulls you deep into provocative scenarios where each decision can lead to a different, spicy outcome.

For those craving wild freedom and intense connections, this is your chance. Don’t hold back. Dive into this twisted playground where everyone’s got a secret and nothing stays hidden for long. You’re not just playing a role - you’re living it, breathing it, and indulging in every electric pulse that courses through your veins.

Are you prepared to let go and surrender to the fire? Jump in and start making moves that will change everything - the patients, the nurses, the atmosphere itself waits for your touch. Feed your wild side and watch your world explode. This game is not just a game - it’s the most unforgettable escape into raw, unfiltered adult fantasy you’ll ever experience.

At the moment the stars aligned for the first time, the entire Production teetered on the brink of annihilation. But it was delayed by splitting the Creation into three distinct dimensions - assigning one to each siren child whose union would shatter her cherished existence. A Champion was selected to maintain the balance between these three dimensions, ensuring they would never collide again. But now, countless eons later, the stars align once more, the Champion has disappeared... and somehow, only you hold the power to decide the fate of everything.

Step into a universe teetering on the edge of chaos, where your choices carve the path forward. With each move, you unravel secrets and ignite passions that could either save or damn the fractured worlds. This is not a mere game; it’s a relentless journey where every choice burns with consequence.

Enticing siren children, volatile friendships, and taboo encounters beckon you through the fractured planes. Without the Champion, lust and ambition surge unchecked, forcing you into a deadly dance of dominance and submission. Can you master the chaos and forge a future where the three measurements coexist, or will you watch it all burn?.

Get ready to plunge into an explicit journey filled with raw passion, brutal choices, and seductive power plays. Don’t wait - step into the role only you can fill and twist fate with your every move.

This thing starts pretty stupid in a good way. You’re just some guy who was good at Naruto games on phone and PC, then boom, dead on the street like an idiot because you go out to buy snacks and don’t look where you walk. Next second, you talk with this “goddess” who looks like she watched too much hentai, and she dumps you in Naruto world way after Boruto stuff. And she is like “you have big important mission” but honestly after the first scene with Hinata I forgot half of what she said. Story tries to be serious sometimes, but then you are getting a titfuck from a character you watched on TV when younger, so my brain just melts. English in the game is even worse than mine, but that kinda fits, feels like we all struggling together.

What surprised me is how much it plays like an actual game and not only porn clicker. You wander around the village like sandbox, check random places, do voyeur stuff behind fences like some pervert raccoon. I spent too long hiding behind a wall just to see Ino undress, then the scene triggers and I clicked too fast and skipped the best animated part because my thumb hit the wrong side of the screen. That hurt more than any boss fight. Speaking of fights, combat is turn based, kind of classic: you choose your little skills, watch numbers fly, hope the monster girl doesn’t wipe your team. Some of the monster girls are way too hot for “enemy”, like I was literally losing turns because I stared at their tits. One tentacle boss grabs your character and the animation goes from “battle” to “ok this is porn now” without any warning. My cat was on my lap and just jumped away when the moaning started. I’m not explaining that to anyone.

Sex stuff is all over the place. You got normal vaginal scenes, then oral, then suddenly a footjob from Ayame when you only came to buy ramen, like girl, calm down, I just wanted noodles. There is a lot of big ass and big tits in your face, and multiple penetration scenes that made my phone overheat like Genshin on low-end Android. Some scenes with Sakura and Karin are really wild, especially when they half-argue and then just go lesbian on each other while you stand there like an idiot watching. The game really likes creampie endings, sometimes even when you pick the “pull out” choice, which made me yell at my screen, but too late, wrecked anyway. There is one tiny thing that drove me crazy: the text box sometimes covers the good part of the animation and you keep tapping trying to hide it, but it pops back up for the next line and blocks the boobs again. I almost rage quit just because of that box. If you’re the type who always searched “Sarada hentai” at school on shitty Wi-Fi, this is like the final boss of your teenage sins. Just play it on mobile in private, use headphones, and don’t rush the dialogue in the sexy scenes or you’ll skip the best loops and hate yourself after.

City of Broken Heroes feels like somebody took a Marvel movie, made the guys squishy and weak, then said “ok, but what if every woman was horny, pissed off, and had zero HR department.” It starts almost normal: you land in this neon freakshow of a city, confused, dick out, no clue how anything works. Then a seven foot tall “hero” in latex and armor collar-checks you with one hand and you realize: alright, I’m a chew toy here. The whole thing is this mix of sci-fi and magic and bdsm where you’re officially a slave, unofficially the pervy glitch in the system who doesn’t stay in his cage.

What I like is how the game makes you feel fragile and dangerous at the same time. Men are biologically weaker, so yeah, women toss you around, sit on your face like it’s a chair, use you as a dildo tester, all that. But once you start picking up these illegal powers and gear, you kind of become the city’s worst customer service complaint. One night I was sneaking through an alley to spy on one of the heroines, got caught by her twin bodyguards, and instead of a normal fight it turned into this “punishment session” where they test different toys on you between turn based combat rounds. You win the round, you get a chance to flip the table and fuck them against the wall. You lose, they edge you with handjobs and oral until you’re begging and they just laugh and walk away. I hated it. I replayed it three times.

The sex itself is very explicit, but it always feels tied to the power imbalance and not just random porn spam. One “training” scene has an older heroine, proper milf energy, using you like a stress ball while she reads reports. She sits in her huge chair, pulls your head between her tits, strokes you with lazy fingers, then without even looking at you tells another girl “see, this is why you keep men on a short leash.” Later, when you finally get strong enough, you crash her raid, blast her shields in combat, and the rematch is you pinning her, fucking that big ass into the desk while she swears she’ll collar you again. She won’t. She totally will, the game loves to remind you who runs things here. Half the fun is that whiplash: one scene you dominate a squad of monster girls, filling them one by one, creampies dripping while they worship your “hidden potential.” Next scene, a different heroine throws you on the floor, sits on your cock, rides you raw, creampie, then snaps a pic for blackmail and makes you clean her boots with your tongue. And you keep going back to that part of town anyway. That’s the vibe.

You close your eyes in your boring bedroom and open them in the kind of fever dream only people who stayed too long on hentai subreddits would recognize. Floor’s not even yours. Gravity feels slightly drunk. There’s a catgirl kneeling on your chest like you’re furniture, tail flicking over your mouth while she argues with a floating robot about whether you count as “property” or “partner.” She’s wearing this half-assed cosplay mashup that looks like someone tried to mix maid uniform with battle gear and gave up halfway. She keeps “testing” your reactions. Fingers tracing your crotch through your pants, nails dragging just a bit too slow, telling the robot to record your pulse when she gropes you. She keeps saying it’s “for science” but she’s grinding on your thigh while she says it, so yeah. Science with nipple clamps and a collar.

The game plays like some horny sandbox dating sim that drank too much sci-fi and shonen anime. You wander a weird city that looks medieval if you squint, until a neon sign pops up over an elf brothel and ruins the illusion. There’s monster girls tending stalls and they all look at you like you’re a walking virgin buff. Some of them actually say it. Out loud. One big-titted cyclops girl literally bets you she can make you cum from a handjob without letting you thrust at all, and the game actually locks your inputs and makes you watch her smug face while she squeezes and strokes and slows down right before your bar hits full. She spits on your tip, smirks, denies you on purpose, and then asks if she can tag you as a “denied client” in her app. I swear it felt more humiliating than losing in ranked on Valorant.

What really messed with me was how often the world pretends sex is just another stat. There’s an elf matron who checks your “breeding potential” like she’s scanning a QR code, talks about your balls like they’re gear in an RPG, then drags you behind a curtain and mounts you slow, riding you raw while lecturing you on proper thrust rhythm. She keeps squeezing her pregnant belly against your stomach, milk leaking down on your chest, telling you this is your “future” if you keep signing slave contracts without reading them. Then, same game, you’re in a dirty alley watching two girls in cosplay dom gear spit on a chained-up maid and use her face for practice. One sits on her nose, the other pinches her nipples till she squirts all over the ground, and you don’t even get to join unless you agree to be collared too. The childhood friend with the short hair finds out later, pins you in the wrestling ring, sits on your face and rubs herself all over your mouth while punching your stomach lightly every time you try to breathe, calling you a perv and making you say whose slave you want to be. She keeps pretending she’ll let you cum if you answer “correct,” then pulls away right when you’re twitching, laughing in that half-cruel, half-affectionate way that makes your brain melt.

Group scenes happen so casually it almost feels wrong. You walk into a bathhouse and suddenly there’s a harem of different races arguing over who gets your cock first. One girl wants anal, one wants your mouth, one just wants to milk you with her tits. They line you up, use your body like a shared toy, switch places without asking, and the camera just lingers on wet skin, dripping cum, drooling mouths. A robot hovers overhead and records everything for “research,” again, but secretly you find that same recording in your room later and, yeah, you end up jerking off to your own humiliation. Sometimes the game makes you just watch. A lesbian dom scene behind a glass wall, another girl getting spanked till her ass glows red, then shoved full of a dildo while she cries and smiles at the same time. You can’t help. You can only stare. And worse, the UI tracks how long you watched, and some characters tease you about it later like they saw your browser history. Not gonna lie, some of the animated ahegao faces look stupid as hell, tongues flopping like broken gifs, but then one of them starts squirting on your abs while begging for more and your brain just forgives everything.

I kept wishing they’d at least let me change one stupid tiny thing, like that ugly default collar you get tagged with in the early slave arc, but no, it stays in every sex scene for hours, mocking you quietly. You go from shy virgin to the guy who’s creampied an orc, an elf, a catgirl, and something with too many tentacles, and still that same cheap collar sits on your neck, reminding you you’re never fully in control here. It’s messy, horny, mean, sometimes sweet by accident, like when the pregnant catgirl curls around you in bed, leaking milk on your chest and purring while you lazily finger her and she tries not to moan too loud. Then she ruins the moment, calls the robot, and asks it to replay earlier footage of you getting pegged so she can laugh at your face while you cum again inside her. This whole world feels like that: one long, sweaty joke on you that somehow keeps you hard anyway.

Sunshine Bay feels like the kind of place your dick and your conscience go to fight each other. You start as this junior law guy with a “serious future” and a serious girlfriend, Nicole, who’s hot in that smart professional way, but honestly, once you hit the bay she turns into more of a guilty background tab, like a Chrome window you’re too scared to close. Your sister calls you after years apart, begging you to help her keep her hotel alive, and that hotel is where everything quietly goes to hell. One minute you’re learning the ropes of bookings and handling annoying guests, next minute you’re getting your cock teased by a girl who has no idea she’s about two decisions away from a creampie on the lobby couch. Or she knows. Hard to say. People in this game smile with that “I might suck you off later” look and it works way too well.

The sex is filthy in that slow burn way. It doesn’t just throw you into tits and ass in the first five clicks, it crawls under your skin. You’re chatting with a guest about religion over morning coffee, she crosses her legs, sandal slipping off her heel, and two choices later you’ve got her toes wrapped around your shaft under the table. Footjob with the sound of seagulls in the background, like some cursed ASMR. Another path you’re helping a married milf unpack her bags, and she bends at just the right angle, blouse a bit too loose, tits spilling just enough for your brain to shut down. Titfuck in a half-unpacked room, her whispering that her husband doesn’t touch her like that anymore, and you’re just there trying not to cum too fast because the game lets you drag it out. There’s lesbian tension sneaking around too. One moment you’re catching two female guests kissing in the hallway, soft and careful, and if you play it right it turns into a three way where you’re almost an afterthought while they focus on each other, tongues, fingers, the whole thing dripping in front of you while you stroke yourself like a pathetic fanboy.

The twins are what really mess things up. They show up like sunshine with knives. Cute, playful, that “we finish each other’s sentences and maybe your soul” energy. They flirt as a pair, they tease as a pair, one grabbing your hand while the other presses her body against your back in the pool, their wet hair on your shoulders, asking these fake innocent questions about how “serious” Nicole really is to you. And if you give in, it’s not just one pussy, it’s mirrored chaos in your bed, one riding your face while the other sinks down on your cock, moaning in almost sync, and you just know you’re crossing a line you can’t explain on WhatsApp later. There’s interracial scenes tucked in, like this dark-skinned goddess at the bar who dominates the whole place without even raising her voice, and when you end up in her room she pushes you down and takes control without asking, handjob turning into a rough blowjob, her lips shiny, making you hold back until she decides you earn the creampie. On mobile it hits different, by the way, because you’re sitting there on the couch pretending you’re checking Instagram while the screen is filled with animated mouths on your cock, tongues sliding over the tip, your “moral choices” boiling down to whether you pull out or paint someone’s insides. Your sister keeps trusting you. Nicole keeps sending sweet messages. And you keep clicking that one option you know you shouldn’t, just to see who ends up on their knees next.

Atlas trying to babysit a whole realm full of horny monsters and clueless humans is already funny, but here it actually works. You start as this ancient vampire prince, super old, super tired, and still somehow a total snack. He’s supposed to keep “peace” between realms, but it feels more like he’s just wandering around picking up girls who all secretly (or not so secretly) want his cock. The whole thing kicks off when he catches this strange scent in a bunch of humans and goes “ok what the fuck is that,” finds Leyala, and from there it snowballs into big fantasy drama plus constant sexual tension. The game treats sex less like reward and more like gravity: everything keeps falling into it sooner or later. One moment you’re trying to figure out what she’s hiding, next moment you’re watching her blush while she stares at your fangs and you just know she wants them on her neck and your dick everywhere else.

What I really like as a kawaii smut collector is how different the girls feel when they open up, not just personality, but how they fuck. One petite “innocent” virgin type will be shaking the first time she goes down on you, drool on her chin, eyes all wet, like she’s scared to wrap her lips around you but still pushes her tongue under the shaft. Then later you get a total milf with curves for days, who just grabs your cock with this bored queen energy and starts a slow handjob while talking about politics, like she’s multitasking masturbation and statecraft. There’s this scene where an exhibitionist elf basically dares you to take her on a balcony; she’s moaning while people walk under, and you’re pounding her from behind, her ass bouncing while she tries not to scream. I kept stopping the animation just to stare at the tiny details: the way her nipples jiggle, the flex in her thighs, the strings of cum when you go for a facial. The 3D style is not perfect, some faces look a bit plastic at some angles, but then you hit one of those animated creampie shots, semen leaking slowly out of a stretched pussy, and you kinda forget everything you wanted to complain about.

The harem side sneaks up on you. At first it’s just you and Leyala, that slow burn romance where you almost touch, almost kiss, and then the game suddenly throws you into a threesome with her and another girl who has no shame about licking your shaft right after it was inside someone else. Later, you’re tangled in this messy foursome where there are enough tits that you lose count. One girl is riding your face, another is grinding on your cock, a third is busy kissing and fingering the fourth, and you just hear wet noises everywhere, plus those cute little gasps when someone gets surprised by a finger in the ass. There’s anal, assjobs, titfucks, lesbian side-scenes where you basically turn into a viewer while the girls taste each other, and even this one interracial moment I didn’t expect: your pale vampire body pressed against this dark-skinned beauty, her legs wrapped around you while you push her against a wall, his dominance really intense there. The male domination vibe is strong but not brainless; sometimes you pin a girl by her wrists and fuck her hard, sometimes you cuddle after a messy vaginal creampie and she falls asleep with your cum still warm inside her. Oh, and handjobs are oddly frequent, like the dev has a personal thing for fingers and shafts. I wish there was slightly more pure masturbation focus, just a long scene of a girl rubbing herself thinking about you, but I doubt they’ll ever change that. Anyway, if your brain likes vampires and your lower parts like harems, oral, creampies, and animated filth, you’ll end up “checking one more scene” and suddenly your whole night is gone.

Natsuki really should stop going on vacation. Every time this woman leaves her house, someone ends up buried deep inside her who is not her husband, and honestly, I respect the commitment to bad choices. This time it is supposed to be a fancy hotel date with Yoshihiko, grown up, classy, proper married couple stuff. Champagne, soft music, the kind of evening you post to Instagram with some fake quote about everlasting love, you know? Then they get shuffled into sharing a table with Tatsuki, this rich old gentleman with that polite smile that screams "I have ruined plenty of marriages and slept just fine after." The story just quietly slides from warm romance into that queasy, horny territory where you already know everything is about to go wrong, you just do not know how fast. Half the erotic tension is in the way the game makes you sit through all the little social details: knees brushing under the table, wine being poured a little too slowly, his hand resting a bit too near her thigh. It is not subtle, but in that good trashy drama way. Like watching a cheating wife JAV you know is scripted, but still yelling at the screen, "Girl, you are not coming back from this."

The game hits that sweet, nasty spot where you are not just watching Natsuki get corrupted, you are basically helping gravity pull her panties down. She sits there in her pretty wife uniform, acting polite, blushing when Tatsuki leans in too close, pretending to be shocked when his hand creeps up her leg under the tablecloth. And you get stuck in this loop of small choices, not big cinematic ones. Let her pull away, or let her freeze for a second longer. Let her pretend she did not notice his fingers brushing her inner thigh. Let her excuse herself to the bathroom, where of course the "gentleman" just happens to follow and pin her softly to the wall, whispering about how she tasted that summer, like he is remembering a favorite dessert instead of someone else’s wife. It is cruel in that slow way, where her wedding ring is always right there in the frame while she is getting her mouth stuffed or her legs pushed apart. She gives these little protests, especially at first, all "we cannot, I am married now, I love Yoshi" while her body is already grinding on his cock, her breasts bouncing out of her dress, nipples slipping free. There is one scene at the hotel room door that almost broke me: she tries to go back to her faithful husband, eyes wet, then turns around and walks back down the hall to Tatsuki’s room instead, like her feet just betrayed her. No big speech, no huge drama, just a quiet, horny surrender. Next shot, she is on all fours on his bed, ass up, wedding ring shining while he pumps her full and she moans his name instead of "husband." It is mean. It is hot. It is that kind of story where the second time she cheats feels worse and better at the same time, and you sit there, lonely, clicking through it all on your phone and wondering why fictional people get more intense sex than you ever did.

Garth is that kind of idiot hero I secretly like. He swings a sword like it’s his first day holding anything sharp, gets distracted by every pair of tits bigger than his helmet, and somehow still ends up being the “chosen one” who has to punch a Lich King in the face. The game throws you into Gronia and just kinda shrugs like: “Yeah, figure it out.” No hand holding, no “go here, do that” on a perfect path. You wander, get lost, hit a random cave thinking it’s a shortcut, and suddenly you’re watching a milf mage push her boobs together around the MC’s cock while making those stupid ahegao faces that somehow work here. One moment you’re picking a turn in combat like a normal RPG, next moment you’re choosing whether to dump a load in her pussy or paint her stomach because your weak willpower stat got bullied by cleavage.

The funny thing is, the whole thing feels a bit janky and that actually helps. Combat is turn based, sure, but the real fight is you trying not to click “romance” every single time instead of “attack.” I spent way too long grinding goblins just to afford some dumb enchanted necklace to impress a barmaid with huge tits, just so I could unlock a scene where she rides Garth so hard the bed squeaks in the text. And yeah, that creampie is described in detail, like “warmth spilling out” and all that, the whole erotic novel treatment. Then right after that, the game just throws a stupid joke about sticky sheets at you like it’s nothing. The humor is actually good, not that forced Reddit stuff. Sometimes the timing is off and a serious moment gets undercut by a horny gag, but honestly, in a world where your main plot is “kill the Lich King while fucking half the population,” it fits. Also, tiny rant: the map icon in the top corner is ugly as hell, and I kept clicking it by accident when I just wanted to skip text, and now I hate that thing with passion and I’m not over it.

The slow-burn romance bits surprised me the most. There’s this older healer woman in one village, proper milf energy, and you don’t just get her naked in two lines. You help with some boring chores, small quests, listen to her talk about the past. At first I was annoyed, like “okay lady, shut up and bend over the table,” but then when the scene finally hits, it hits. She pulls Garth into her room, drops the robe, huge soft breasts bouncing, gets on her knees and gives him a titfuck while whispering how she hasn’t felt a young cock in years. That build-up made the creampie inside her feel earned, not just a random porn gif. And because of the sandbox style, you can totally miss stuff or screw a dialogue choice and lock yourself out of an ending. I stumbled into one “bad” route where the girl I was chasing ended up with somebody else, and the game just went “yeah, tough luck, try another path” instead of rewinding. Pissed me off, but in a good way, like a VN that respects you enough not to babysit. My advice if you jump in: don’t rush from sex scene to sex scene like it’s Pornhub. Wander around, talk to NPCs you’d normally ignore, lose a couple fights in combat just to see what happens, and actually read those flirty lines before you click the option that leads to your dick. That’s when Gronia starts feeling less like a quick wank and more like a horny fantasy world you kinda want to stay in.

Okay so I was browsing through some superhero parodies and stumbled across this Teen Titans thing. At first I thought it'd be another lazy cash grab but damn, the art actually caught my eye. Raven's got that goth energy I'm always channeling in my routines - all mysterious and sultry. The way they draw her curves reminds me of this silk scarf number I do where I slowly reveal... anyway, focus girl.

The game throws you right into Titans Tower and honestly? Beast Boy as the main character works better than it should. You're basically living out every horny teenager's fantasy of being surrounded by these superhero babes. Starfire's all innocent alien princess but she's practically begging for it, Terra's got that earthy wild thing going on, and don't get me started on Jinx - that pink hair and those hips could kill a man. There's this scene where Raven's doing her meditation thing and you can actually interrupt her... let's just say dark magic isn't the only thing she's conjuring up. The titfuck scenes with Starfire are surprisingly well animated too, though I keep getting distracted by her accent. Sometimes the dialogue feels off but when you're getting your dick sucked by an orange alien princess, who cares about grammar?

What really gets me going though is how they handle the power dynamics. These girls have superpowers but they're still desperate for some human attention. Blackfire shows up later and she's even more aggressive than her sister - total dominatrix energy that I might steal for my next act at the club. The handjob animations are decent, nothing groundbreaking but they get the job done. Only complaint is Beast Boy doesn't transform during sex scenes which seems like a missed opportunity. I mean, tentacles anyone? The mobile version runs smooth on my phone which is perfect for those backstage moments between sets. Sometimes I catch myself thinking about recreating some of these positions on stage...

I swear this game messed with my head more than any so-called “psychological” visual novel ever did. You wake up rich, spoiled, surrounded by girls who look like they stepped straight out of some fever-dream crossover - like, imagine Asuka Langley arguing with Hinata about who gets to sit closer to you at breakfast, and then Merlin just casually walks in wearing nothing but a towel that doesn’t even try to do its job. It’s ridiculous, yet there’s something weirdly believable about it. Maybe because the dream logic fits too well: everything looks perfect, but your brain keeps whispering that something’s off. I liked that uneasy feeling until it got buried under all the moaning and skin. Then again, maybe that’s the point - when reality breaks, people reach for pleasure first. Or I’m overthinking pixels again.

There’s this scene - I won’t spoil too much - but you’re supposed to choose between helping Yor Forger study or letting Jinx drag you to her room. I picked Yor, thinking it’d be wholesome. Yeah, right. Five clicks later she’s on the desk, glasses half-off, saying things no spy should ever say. The animation isn’t flawless; sometimes her eyes lag behind her face, which made me laugh when I shouldn’t have. But that glitchy charm stuck with me longer than any of the polished stuff. And the sound design? Way too real. My cheap headphones couldn’t handle Tsunade’s voice purring through them. Still, I kept replaying the same moment like an idiot chasing déjà vu.

Funny thing: I started playing for the sexy chaos, but ended up stuck thinking about that blank-memory setup. Like maybe the main guy deserves the confusion. Maybe we all do. It’s a horny game pretending to be philosophical - or a philosophical game pretending to be horny. Doesn’t matter. When Nami whispers something about “remembering the wrong things,” I actually paused. Then I unpaused, because, well… she was already moving.

Can’t lie, I clicked expecting another copy-paste anime mashup with the usual stiff models and dead-eyed moans, but this one hits different. There’s a sadness under all that skin, like someone coded their fantasies too carefully, you know? I found myself staring at Raven’s face - Batman’s Raven - and thinking, “she shouldn’t be looking at me like that,” while still dragging her into position anyway. Unreal how fast guilt turns into hunger when the animation breathes just right. And maybe it’s because of the Illusion engine doing its sneaky physics thing, or maybe because the transitions are almost clumsy, like real people fumbling with clothes and patience. It’s messy, which makes it hot.

The scenes jump from universes without pretending to make sense. One second I’m in some broken-down Capsule Corp lab, Bulma smirking like she *planned* to get caught; next, Yoruichi’s toes press against my chest, laughing, telling me to look up. I did. Of course I did. The voyeur mode feels wrong in the best possible way - it doesn’t even give you fake morality options, just lets you watch. But then again, maybe that’s lazy design. Or genius. Hard to tell when your brain’s half-melted. The weird part? The sound mix changes depending on position, so D.Va sounds distant if she turns away. I swear no one ever gets audio that intimate, not even those overpriced VR patches on Steam.

Anyway, I could say it’s perfect, but I won’t. Some things twitch too mechanically - the faces sometimes freeze mid-expression, like they remember they’re code. Yet that’s also the charm. You see the seams, and you keep touching them. Like rubbing a wound for pleasure. Half the cast shouldn’t exist in the same space - Orihime beside Tifa beside Samus - but here they crowd my screen like they’ve been waiting forever. Maybe that’s why it works: it’s absurd, obscene, familiar, and somehow lonelier than expected. I closed the browser and immediately reopened it. Couldn’t help it.